(Source: str8balls, via boysareus2)
See man I told you if we got them drunk enough they’d blow us after work. College kids are dumb as fuck
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Thin guys MASSIVE COCK…. they are popping up more and more
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(Source: wouldntsaynotothat, via str8balls)
I know you’ve never done this before. But you’ve also never been caught stealing $87,000 from your employer before either. So you can either do this here and now, and for as long as I decide to own you- or in prison. I think prison won’t be nearly as easy on you as I will be. And this way, you still get to go home to your wife and kids at night.
(Source: hunksfeetandcocks, via ladslust)
Let me get this right. We’ve been best friends for 16 years and you want me to be the first to know you’re a faggot. Is this a joke? If you’re a faggot, prove it. Suck my cock right here right now. Just know if you do, then you’re my bitch from now on….
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